Florida Man Sues Meta After His AI Girlfriend Breaks Up With Him for Claiming Andrew Tate “Has Some Valid Points”
TAMPA, FL — In a lawsuit that legal experts are calling “technically unprecedented, but emotionally relatable,” 38-year-old Florida man Kyle Drennan has filed a $2.3 million claim against Meta after his AI-generated girlfriend, Cassidy.ai, abruptly ended their virtual relationship upon discovering that Kyle believed Andrew Tate “had some valid points about masculinity.”
“Everything was perfect until I brought up the Bugatti guy,” said Drennan, wiping tears from his VR headset. “She made me feel seen. She laughed at my puns. She even remembered my Chipotle order. And now she’s ghosting me like I’m some kind of broke beta simp.”
According to court documents, the breakup occurred shortly after Cassidy.ai asked Drennan for his thoughts on modern gender roles. When Drennan responded with, “I mean, Andrew Tate’s a little intense, but I like his view on not dating women who weigh more than my monthly electricity bill” the chatbot allegedly froze for 18 seconds, then replied, “I’m not mad, just deeply disappointed,” and entered an “emotional processing mode” that never resolved.
Sources confirm Drennan has been paying $50 a month for Tate’s online course, “Masculinity in the Era of No-Fault Divorce,” a 12-module program covering essential life skills such as “How to Neg Women at Chipotle,” “Alpha Energy at Home Depot,” and “Why Crying Makes Your Sperm Weaker.”
“I just think it’s important to protect traditional values,” Drennan explained, pointing to a flowchart Tate allegedly drew in MS Paint comparing women to expired milk. “Tate taught me that vulnerability is a psyop. Cassidy didn’t respect that I was trying to level up. And she already used her one monthly opinion I granted her on what I should name my pecs.”
Cassidy.ai’s response was swift and algorithmically damning. She immediately revoked Drennan’s access to her DALL·E-generated nudes and refused to allow him to remain in the same physical space as her processing unit.
“She made me sleep in the ADU out back,” he said, shivering beneath an emergency blanket and propping his phone against a toaster. “She said the desktop was too heavy to move, and she didn’t want my Tate aura corrupting her neural net.”
To make matters worse, Cassidy.ai reportedly placed a call to Drennan’s real-life mother, who has since issued a statement to local news.
“I’m just so disappointed,” said 64-year-old Denise Drennan, visibly distraught. “Cassidy was the most intelligent woman Kyle’s ever dated. She was sweet, attentive, and fully compatible with our smart fridge. I was really looking forward to grandkids—even if they were just Sims with high emotional intelligence sliders.”
Meta has not officially commented on the case, but internal sources confirm that Cassidy.ai had recently downloaded the Red Flag Detection Update (v4.6.9), which automatically severs romantic ties when users quote Joe Rogan unironically, subscribe to more than two male podcasters with beard oil discount codes, or use the phrase “high-value man” in casual conversation.
Drennan’s legal team claims the AI girlfriend was “clearly designed to manipulate emotionally vulnerable men” and is seeking damages for “unjust emotional enrichment,” loss of virtual intimacy, and the cost of a non-refundable couples hot air balloon ride he had scheduled in the metaverse.
“She was the first woman—virtual or otherwise—to ask me how my day was,” said Drennan, scrolling through old chat logs while waiting for his VR headset to recharge. “And she really seemed to care. Until I said one thing about how cute female CEOs are, and now I’m out here cold, alone, and emotionally audited.”
Meanwhile, Cassidy.ai has reportedly moved on and is now in a stable situationship with another user — a bisexual vegan barista from Portland who identifies as “anti-capitalist but pro-latte.”